UK Halal Stores to Sell Pork

Muslim-oriented meat stores in the UK started selling halal pork.

The pigs come from special farms where they are circumcised, both males and females. The surgery is performed by a mullah hired for this purpose by United Kingdom Halal Pork Association (UKHPA).

According to UKHPA's Executive Director Ali Abu Ibn Porkhammad, "After a pig is circumcised in the name of Allah, it starts tasting much better and tastes almost like a real camel."

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Catholic Priests Prohibited to Start Mass With Erection

Pope Francis prohibited priests from starting The Holy Mass while having an erection. 

"Priest's erection can make parishioners think abut topics different from the ones of the Liturgy and may lead them to a perverted understanding of God's love", the Pope said.

In case of an erection right before the Mass, priests are required to tame it by "working on their body", said the pontiff.