Friday, March 23, 2018

UK Halal Stores to Sell Pork


Muslim-oriented meat stores in the UK started selling halal pork.

The pigs come from special farms where they are circumcised, both males and females. The surgery is performed by a mullah hired for this purpose by United Kingdom Halal Pork Association (UKHPA).

According to UKHPA's Executive Director Ali Abu Ibn Porkhammad, "After a pig is circumcised in the name of Allah, it starts tasting much better and tastes almost like a real camel."

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